Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Fwd: A Suitable Girl
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Mitra,
My name is Gopal Mehta, and I’m a 2nd year banking analyst at the most prestigious firm on Wall Street. This morning, I received an email from my mother that read; “Beta, how do you like this lovely Indian girl?” and she pasted me a link to the New York Magazine article featuring your daughter, the private equity associate at Carlyle, Natasha.
http://nymag.com/fashion/lookbook/32096/
As soon as I opened the link and saw your daughter there looking all glam and urban and hip, I knew we were destined for one another. I read her interview, and visions of us skipping about on icy mountaintops in tank tops and me riding in on a horse to wed Natasha have literally taken over my mind. The wedding I’m imagining will be make the Mittals’ look like a glorified civil union (I was Princeton, too. Imagine how much orange we could use!).
I’ve found myself spelling out NATASHA in my Excel worksheets with red formatted cells all day long (F4 facilitates doing this, fyi). The sweet sounds of bhangra are playing in my head even as I write this email.
Look at your daughter. Just look at her. She’s amazing.
Well, I mean, I can’t exactly see her from behind that huge ass duffel bag and those snowboarding goggles, but from what I can distinguish of her face, it looks like the $15k you invested in electrolysis has served its purpose (and with limited scarring — nice work!). On a side note, are you sure that bag’s Vuitton? I’m no expert, but it kinda looks like a sack of rice hung itself with a thick noose. Whatever, at this point my only other option here is Kavita, the IT chick that brings her lunch to work in a brown paper bag (how tragic is that, btw?).
Anyhow, back to the point. I know Natasha is “wild and crazy and different,” as she puts it, and that’s why I know we’d be good for each other—because we both pride ourselves on our individuality. I mean, heck, we’re both in Finance, right?
I also find it comforting Natasha has people who pick bags for her and decide what she will like; I, too, prefer to have my tastes being dictated to me. At the same time, though, Natasha buys from off-the-radar designers like Versace, Gucci, Dior, and D&G—and that’s exactly the kind of personal flair I’m looking for in a girl. Does she by any chance have a Vera Bradly small duffel?! Damn, those are hot.
Cause I’m an upfront guy, Mr. and Mrs. Mitra, I’ll put it out there so it’s not an issue in the future—I’m a year younger than Natasha. I urge you, though, not to weigh that too heavily. What I lack in age, I will make up for in prestige. I’ve already (basically) got a position secured at a top PE firm (I would have gone with Carlyle if I had realized that had such foxes), and I’m getting 800’s on all my practice GMATs. I’m not in at HBS just yet, but hey, at least I’m not Muslim, right?
Here’s the most important thing, though—I’ll take care of your daughter and treat her right. Natasha’s is all about “consuming.” As she says, “consuming is her specialty.” That’s classy. And as it turns out, I’m all about “providing.” Once she quits her job, I’ll provide her with a home, a stipend, and all the clothes and valium she’ll ever need. One thing: it might be a few months before I can take down $3,500 bags on a weekly basis. We do get to keep using your AMEX in the interim, right?
Your astrologer or ours?
Best,
Gopal
p.s. I hope she’s talking about consuming goods and not consuming meat (not ok with Mommy, or Krishna for that matter).
p.p.s. Please disregard entire email if you are South Indian and/or Christian.
Footnote:
Dear Bear, Sterns, & Co:
Perhaps a bit crude to post about your ex-Bankers in succession, but, as you understand, this could not be avoided. More importantly, it’s curious exactly what kind of environment at Bear (perhaps just the name) exists that facilitates your Bankers having such big chips on their shoulders that they need to show the world how blinged-out they are by talking to the media.
But either way, great with work both Natasha and Andrew. And please, keep doing what you’re doing.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
S&T > Dog fighting > PE > banking.
S&T all the way baby.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I’m not sure, but Carlyle may not be taking her back after HBS after this bonehead move. Why do these idiots keep giving interviews to reporters? Did the reporter convince her that she and her freaking moonglasses being displayed this article would help her meet rich, eligible Indian bachelor kids? HBS should renege on its offer just for letting a dummy into their school. She wouldn’t last a week at Chicago, some local from 62nd Street in Hyde Park would steal her bag first of all when she was crossing the midway, and second she’s clearly not focused on investing her money in positive NPV projects like most Chicago chicks are.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:46 pm
wow douchebagery isn’t gender exclusive, i guess.
also, fantastic pps.
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Pretty funny. The electrolysis comment was great. But come on, even a retail banker knows to use “f4″.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Genius, from the title all the way to the p.p.s.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:14 pm
with a schnoz the size of a king kong dildo and a beat up face like that, no wonder she needs shades that fit half her face and a giant bag that’s her size… she needs as much detraction from her face as she can get…
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
that’s someone’s daughter you’re talking about dogg pound.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Very funny post, whatever business acumen she may have posessed (ok, who am I kidding) obviously was compromised by the interview. And if Bear employees are going to talk to the media, how about complaining about the failed health inspection in the company cafeteria. That’s fucking disgusting, and that’s why I don’t work at Bear.
p.s. “(I would have gone with Carlyle if I had realized that had such foxes)”
if I had realized THEY had such foxes or if I had realized that THEY had such foxes…either one works, but you obviously made a careless mistake. Stop slacking just because you got a book deal or my MD will come and piss on your face.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
HaHaHa… simply awesome !!
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Hilarious!! The look on Ms Mitra’s face if and if at all she discovers this piece. Priceless!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I LOVE TO CONSUME!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Way to go HBS! Admitting Natasha was a Mensa move all the way. “We educate leaders who make a difference in the world” Yeah right…
Hilarious post btw.
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
ain’t no Muslim guys marrying this hideous broad shauty…keep up the good work though…you mad funny son!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:48 pm
不知道你能不能看懂我的话，但是我没有完全看懂，但是隐约感觉你们的生活很不错。
I want to make friend for you
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
it’s butt ugly girls like natasha who make every cat want to stop being a playa… she better make bank after hbs, because no one is marrying her for her looks…
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Yet another disturbing example of a hideously ugly woman that thinks being fashionable makes up for looking like a mangled hyena. She is only wearing that big bag to hide her body (or lack thereof). When she gets out of HBS she will have been arranged to Gopal and so with a different last name nobody will remember her to be the serpent that she is..
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:08 pm
this bitch should climb into that bag (glasses and all) and have someone push her off the gw into the hudson because she is painfully ugly and probably smells like curry down there.
May 24th, 2007 at 1:02 am
i never knew it was so easy to get into Carlyle
May 24th, 2007 at 6:31 am
I know a girl name Sana that Gopal would LOVE
May 24th, 2007 at 7:10 am
Let me put y’all up on something. The only reason Natasha works at Carlyle and is pursuing an MBA at Harvard is because she knows that the PE/finance world is the only one in which there are enough old, balding, overweight, unhappily married, no-game having, douche-baggy guys who might actually find her decent looking and give her any amount of attention. Put this beast in any other environment where she is surrounded by decent looking women, and shes not getting a second glance from Gopal, BeetleJuice, Ellen DeGeneres or Benji..
May 24th, 2007 at 7:21 am
I am truly offended by the repulsive comments about my colleague on this page. I give you my word she is not the ugliest at Carlyle. And is always kind enough to oblige us with BJ’s on those late nights when our poor judgement prevails over our eyes.
Update:
The communications department at The Carlyle Group emailed to inform that Sundip Murthy did not, in fact, write this comment falsely posted under his name.
May 24th, 2007 at 7:28 am
Has HBS lowered their standards? And what the hell do you put in a bag that size?!?
Gopal, you can do better!
May 24th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Hey Charles, if you’re that worried about the cafeteria’s food as one of the pieces of your employment package, maybe your priorities are a little out of whack. I’m guessing you’re packing on 2 bills plus, and are only 5′9″.
Ali C, you and I both know that you muslim dudes will marry whatever you get, come on NOW. This Natasha biatch would be a queen back in the desert compared to the other biatches even though she’s a mutt here.
May 24th, 2007 at 8:33 am
How does such a rediculously dumb bitch get into HBS? This is proof that the world is fucked in the head.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:50 am
yeah–i guess you have to bling out if you look like a walking piece of turd…
May 24th, 2007 at 11:21 am
she got into hbs’ new ’special needs’ section - they have a quota
May 24th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Granted Natasha is a little on the ‘materialistic’ side…but she’s a pretty nice and smart chick, I worked with her at Bear and she knows her shit.
As for all the ‘haters’…just a hint of jealousy about the Carlyle / HBS thing? Say what you want about whether she’s good looking or not but eat a dick if you wouldn’t want either or both on your resume.
And to ‘Charles’…I’m glad you took the time out of your day from giving your ‘MDs’ reach arounds but believe it or not, NY has food options outside a cafeteria (what he says, really?). The most likely reason you didn’t work at Bear is your name is Charles and by default that makes you a loser, Chuck…how do you like working in the JC Penny Finance dept? I hear they’ve got a great benefits program.
May 24th, 2007 at 11:48 am
I’D HIT IT.
May 24th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Suvery question for everyone on this site: Whom is better looking, Natasha, or Sandra Oh from Grey’s Anatomy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Oh)
Vote +1 for Natasha, -1 for Sandra Oh.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
this girl is the poster child for “diversity”
May 24th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Singh Low>>> This is probably a waste of time, as I suspect you have more than enough problems in society to begin with. But here goes - always remember that regardless of how nice your suit looks or whats coming out of your mouth, people are really thinking to themselves as to what that peculiar thing on top of your head is. Clients always love to see a Geico caveman put on a turban and matching suit and pretend to be bankers. You Sikks are a real riot.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Jihad on Natasha Mitra!
May 24th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Natasha’s parents should consider having an abortion asap! I realize it’s a little past the first trimester but her hideousness makes me feel ill.
May 24th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Just wait til Natasha gets to HBS and 3/4 of the class has already got her pegged from this article. Actually only 1/4 of the class will be aware upon arrival as half of the class is somewhere in Africa still finishing up rescuing families from plague and misery, while the other 1/4 are packing up their bags to go spend the summer at Daddy’s Sagaponack spread. Hopefully Natasha will spend the summer writing a paper titled “Electronic Media in the 21st Century and How it Can Really F&ck with Your Career”. Anybody wanna guess what kind of a tongue-lashing she’s received from her superiors at Carlyle for this interview?
May 24th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Wonder if Natasha worked on the Carlysle buyout of Valentino. She threw out a bunch of brand names, yet didn’t even give any pigeon drops for Carlysle’s deal. It just shows how Carlysle and its drones are committed to Valentino…
May 24th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Jerome, your commentary and command of the English language leave much to be desired. “Asiring” principal indeed!
May 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Straight Talker,
I’m willing to bet most of the guys at HBS will be dying to hook up with her. It’s okay that you’re bitter because you didn’t go to HBS and didn’t work at Carlyle, instead slaving as a back office guy at a second-tier bank.
May 24th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
To the idiots who commented on my grammar, asiring is not a word, asPiring, however, is. Nice try and good luck at that “boutique” investment bank that does a lot of “research” and hasn’t had a sell side mandate in over two years. Ass-pirate..
May 24th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Hedgie-Schneider, I already smacked you around once in the 87% story, do you want some more? Hedge likes to throw around figures like “low 7-digits” when referring to the price of a condo he’d like to buy. What a clown. HBS grads are often pillow biters, and I suspect that you may be both. Go back to your Christopher Street bars, and leave the rest of us to talk bidness, or would you rather bang Natasha again, as it seems like you’re sticking up for here. The closest place you’re going to be to working at a hedge fun is a 1st year analyst at a fund of funds, stud muffin.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Straight Talker,
Your ignorance and arrogance continue to amuse me. I personally don’t find Natasha attractive, but all this animosity from people who got rejected at HBS and Carlyle is unwarranted.
FYI, 1/2 of the HBS class don’t spend their summers before b-school, working in Africa or frolicking at Sagaponack. But I guess you wouldn’t know that since it’s painfully obvious that you didn’t go there. I guess two years in that shithole known as Hyde Park does that to you. However, spring break is a different story; HBS students go to Vegas, Miami, LA, Brazil, Greece, just to name a few spots.
Have fun living in mediocrity. I’ll put in a good word for you at Bear Stearns, if you decide to move up.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
“…But either way, great with work both Natasha and Andrew. And please, keep doing what you’re doing. …”
hahaha, you are a genius!
May 24th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Enough of this unnecessary kuffar speak, when will we launch the jihad? When will two men from south Jersey double team her in the bowery? When will I get to stalk her on MySpace and send her pictures of teddy bears with knives through them? JIHAD!
May 24th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Hedgie, you are SO wrong about HBS dudes… We are not all tools afterall..
plus, there are lots of “Natasha”s here, already not getting the attention they seek…
…though every product has its market.
May 24th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
You douchebags have way too much free time on your hands. Get a LIFE and stop making fun of people that you don’t even know. You all should be ashamed.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
OK guys its fairly simple whats going on :
a) She shouldnt have had that article published it was a dumb thing to do BUT
b) Its interesting to see the 2nd raters who never really made it in the finance world jump up and down
c) I didnt get into HBS this year and am applying next year again. Having many friends and having spent a lot of time there - they are clearly some the most impressive people on the planet and the most down to earth.
You guys should concentrate less on humiliaiting a girl you dont know, and continue in your mediocre, and focus more of your effort and trying to be 1st rater, and trying to get into any PE firm or any top 5 business school - YOU ARE ALL SECOND RATERS WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX - SHE HAS MADE IT AND YOU HAVENT
May 25th, 2007 at 12:13 am
ANONYMOUS1 HAD IT RIGHT. SHE WAS ONLY STATING WHAT MANY OF THIS BOARD CONSIDER TO BE “SUCCESS”. She’s made it and it’s that simple.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:22 am
I can’t believe the level of attention that she is getting. She was just doing a routine interview about fashion…That is what that particular part of that site is about. To put this level of criticism against her is just stupid.
May 25th, 2007 at 5:51 am
@ CorpLawStudent: is it you Natasha? now go employ some real PR people to sort out your mess cause posing as someone else on this page will not cut it
May 25th, 2007 at 6:34 am
Jerome, your initimate knowledge of “boutique” investment banks is a bit suspicious…Sausage smuggler!
May 25th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Guess what, we dont have vapid dumb btches like this in Chicago. We just have cool chicks who like to drink and run along the lake.
Fck NY
May 25th, 2007 at 7:05 am
1) all you mofos would kill to work at Carlyle
2) 95% of you mofos would kill to get into HBS. If you’re delusional enough to believe your MBA stacks up, unless you went to Wharton or Stanford, you’re mistaken.
That being said, she’s a dumb bitch for talking to reporters after that whole Andrew thing. But then again, who’s really obsessing over that besides a couple of wannabe BSDs on this board.
May 25th, 2007 at 7:17 am
@ Anonymous Said:
May 25th, 2007 at 6:34 am
I see you have a chip on your shoulder, your dad is a principal too, isn’t he? Worthless swine..
May 25th, 2007 at 7:19 am
If Natasha is going to HBS, wouldn’t she be an analyst at Carlyle rather than an associate?
May 25th, 2007 at 7:30 am
I’m new to NYC and am very interested in one day attending HBS. But are the girls there truly as ugly and shallow as Natasha? Then maybe its best to move to the West Coast. While so many important causes in the world need charity, repugnant Shrek-looking young women like Natasha are draping themselves with bags that could fund the educations of 20 or so thirld world kids for a year.
May 25th, 2007 at 7:58 am
“Your ignorance and arrogance” jjc 1122 said,
like the Frenchie…
May 25th, 2007 at 8:37 am
worst.post.yet.
May 25th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Anonymous1:
Is this English?
“You guys should concentrate less on humiliaiting (it’s “HUMILIATING”, there is not an “i” after the “a”; MORON!) a girl you dont (don’t is short for do not and therefore requires an apostrophe; MORON!) know, and continue in your mediocre (what type of a word is mediocre? And, therefore what should it modify? We are what we preach; MORON!) and focus more of your effort and (should you use “and” or “on” here? MORON!) trying to be 1st rater (Please define “1st rater”? MORON!), and trying to get into any PE firm or any top 5 business school - YOU ARE ALL SECOND RATERS WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX - SHE HAS MADE IT AND YOU HAVENT” (How about punctuations here?; MORON!)
Seems kind of ironic that you:
a) told people on this blog to “concentrate less humiliating a girl that you do not know”, and you then call everyone “SECOND RATERS WITH INFERIRIORITY COMPLEXES”;
b) call people “SECOND RATERS” when you do not know how to use 5th grade english; and,
c) Applied to HBS… I am shocked you did not get in!
I agree that it is silly to pick on this moronic girl, but please think before you write!
May 25th, 2007 at 9:11 am
@ Corplaw and Anonymous1 (aka rejected by HBS, but sucking up in hopes of getting a better letter of rec this time)… No one is hating on her success. We are just stating the fact that she is butt ugly and must accessorize to hide what god has given her…
May 25th, 2007 at 9:17 am
ok, I admit it, yes she’s a friend of mine, and yes I did used to date her, but who gives a crap, we’re talking about smarts, not looks. You ought to see her fly through the NY Times crossword puzzle in the morning in cute little jammies. And while this interview probably hurt her post-HBS chances to go back to Carlyle, she’ll be able to interview other places still, at least some boutiques. And if not, she can always fall back on a corp fin rotation program. What about the rest of you, what can you say about yourselves?
May 25th, 2007 at 10:53 am
What I find strange is that nobody commented on her line of, “I guess a lot of craftsmanship goes into it.” Riiight, it would be cheaper to have her boss at carlyle make the bag if it were about craftsmanship at $3,500.
May 25th, 2007 at 11:15 am
yes,Natasha does suck, and I agree that Carlyle sucks too, as do the dorks who attend HBS…BUT
DONT NOBODY MAKE FUN OF BEAR!!!!!
You schmucks who work at Carlyle, GS, Morgan, Deep Water Creek Capital, or wherever the f*ck you work, couldnt last a frickin day at BEAR!!!
How Natasha got in, I honestly DO NOT KNOW….Im gonna go break some skulls up in Human Resources until I find out who let her slip through…..
BUT NONETHELESS…BEAR IS BAD ASS CUTTHROAT AS IT GETS BABY!!!! I INVITE ANYNOE OF YOU PUSSIES TO TRY TO SPEND A DAY ON OUR FLOOR….I GUARANTEE YOU WILL RUN FOR THE HILLS HOLDING YOUR DEUSHEBAG AND CRYING!!!
May 25th, 2007 at 11:40 am
I would touch that trim. Young women cut from Natasha’s cloth… nothing brings them back down to Earth like a good deep-dicking.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
The best part is when she’s like…
Was the bag expensive?
Yes—about $3,500. I guess a lot of craftsmanship goes into it.
Yeah, natasha thats it. Or maybe its made of magical cows that give non-fat soy milk. Umm..doesnt Natasha work in consumer goods PE?
She is a catch.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Thank You all for you love!!
May 25th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
And she can’t spell either !! What a disgrace..
May 25th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
That chick is f*cked for giving such an interview. Stupid Carlyle for hiring someone like that.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
As a european I am surprised of these reactions smelling hate,racism and jealousy.
I thought that success was seen positively in the US society.
Obviously not,because if this is not beeing successful for a 26 years old person…
May 25th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Prime post-fetal abortion candidate.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
you boys need to leave natasha alone!
she just thinks she’s an indian paris hilton, only much more hideous.
go give your MD a rub and tug. dont add more misery to her already fucked up life.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
i must admit that i am rather surprised at the amount of emotional energy you yanks put into these posts - do you sincerely feel so profoundly distressed by some poor girl’s rather unfortunate interview?
on another note: the attitude ibankers seem to cultivate on your side of the atlantic is really quite entertaining, not to say amusing. keep it up, you make us smile over here in the old world
May 25th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
go back to europe you capri-pant-wearing fucks
May 25th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
when did this turn into a lame desi banker blog?
we don’t care about your little “find me a wife” war stories — boooooooooorrrrrrrrring
go back to being a WASPy prick with a good head of scots irish hair who’s on his way to becoming the next david bonderman
desis hightail it off to india/pakistan with hopes of starting a big, bad south asian PE fund, but always come back to the states with their tails between their legs asking for a job a boutique bank
the BSDesis are few, far between, and look half scots-irish anyway
we want white boy shit, it’s more fun
oh well — who am i kidding. since you got your lame little book deal these once-a-month posts have fallen off horribly anyway — a far cry from posts like the one about soothingly gargling the idea of PE — bloggers run out of shit to say at some point or another, it’s sad it happened here so early
May 26th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Leveraged sellout is authored by an indian male, you dumbass, left-wing politically correct Eurotrash..
May 26th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Leveraged sellout is authored by an indian male, you dumb left-wing politically correct Eurotrash…
May 26th, 2007 at 6:27 am
blah - euro and London were referring to the comments as being racist and filled with jealousy, not the original post by LSO. You might want to spend more time on your critical reasoning and less time on your (politically incorrect) soap box before calling people dumb…
May 26th, 2007 at 6:50 am
i love your post - but just wanted to point out it’s bear SteArns not Bear Sterns - sorry for being a spelling fascist. bad habit..
i remember the good old Peter Chung email from Carlyle - didnt that dude get fired?
May 26th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Piglet is just mad because in a room that consists of himself and nineteen female desi bankers who don’t necessarily speak english that well, he’s still the dumbest, has the least balls, is most likely to join a service provider, and stil going downstairs to get the lunch despite being a fourth year ’special’ analyst. Sad little boy..
May 26th, 2007 at 7:14 am
Repulsive
May 26th, 2007 at 8:36 am
This one was a classic - nice to see the sending up of a fellow Ivy League Indian American.
I dunno the male:female ratio at HBS, but I’m guessing it’s at least 2:1. So the lovely Natasha might actually be able to score a decent-looking bloke there. Especially since a lot of the other female students will probably be in her league. My mate from McKinsey says the girls there were mingers (look it up), and HBS is full of ex-McKinsey types.
May 26th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Man - these Desi’s need to stop thinking about being and marrying another Desi - its the only way forward. Right on, its so boring. The only way any other ethnicity got ahead was by just blending in and doing their work. Now days its all about this lame a** bullshit.
Lets face it, this b*tch isn’t comfortable in her own skin and thinks that HBS and PE/Finance will change that. Dead wrong.
May 26th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
What’s prestigious about working for a firm with connections to Bush and the Bin Ladens, that probably sponsored 9/11 and made a huge profit out of the defense related companies in its portfolio courtesy of the “War on Terror”.
May 26th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Is there an aussie on the board?
My mate from McKinsey ?
score a decent-looking bloke ?
May 26th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Analyst,
Your friend has no idea what he’s talking about. The girls at HBS were pretty decent; some of them were hot. Of course, they don’t compare with girls in LA but for top MBA students, they were a decent lot. I guess your friend is bitter due to his lack of success with women.
May 27th, 2007 at 2:04 am
no where did it mention in the original article that she worked at Carlyle..only mentioned on this blog…
May 27th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Hedgie, his point was about McKinsey, not HBS - I was extrapolating. Anyway what is the M:F ratio like?
May 27th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Oh and he has been with the same girl since he was 18 and is very happy about it, but he still wouldn’t have minded something nice to look at when he raised his eyes from the spreadsheets.
May 27th, 2007 at 6:12 am
OK, that was terribly amusing. I’m still not sure how I even wound up here, but I’m glad I did.
May 27th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Anon - google is a wonderful tool– you can find it at www.google.com
May 28th, 2007 at 8:28 am
Leave Natasha alone. Life isn’t about sex. Life is about children and passion. And spirit. It’s not about fucking and balls and pussy. It’s about love. It’s about people. It’s about connection. It’s not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures. It’s not about this rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez. And Cincinnati bowtie. And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit-stained balls.
May 28th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Natasha might not be a beauty qeen. Hey but look at the bright side she is not a muslim.
May 28th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Most American born Indian Bitches are far more materialistic than any other race. They are usually money hungry whores. This article only sheds an ounce of reality.
May 28th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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Europe is far more racist than the United States. Success doesn’t equal big ass ugly handbags, mon frere.
May 29th, 2007 at 5:09 am
What happened to all of the put buyers on here? I guess we’re not the assholes we used to be…
May 29th, 2007 at 7:44 am
Hedgie, you just showed your true colors and tastes. If you think HBS girls are hot, you must be one geeky, broke-ass, corpulent, brooks brothers shirt wearing motherfu*ker. Ha ha, hilarious. He actually calls HBS girls “hot”. Have you been anywhere outside of your 41st M&A floor location since leaving b-school? Even L.A. girls would look good compared to your HBS freaks. I tell you what, next time we’re headed to Marquee for drinks, we’ll invite your fat ass to join us so you can see some real hizzos, though you most likely won’t get past the gay doorman. And not ugly ones like Natasha and her ilk. I’m talking Amanda Hearst, Tinsley Mortimer, etc.
May 29th, 2007 at 9:35 am
can introduce u more suitable girls than this one
hahaa
good luck buddy
hope u will find the soul mate
May 29th, 2007 at 10:06 am
“Europe is far more racist than the United States” Fucktard said, I agree with you… especially French and Dutch !
May 29th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Kevin, you missed the whole point, which is probably because you are a Big 10 grad with a C average and now a mortgage loan officer, sizing up a third tier business school which will propel your career in sales and put you well on your way to making those low six figures — once and for all (good luck!)
The point of Gopal’s little satire is not a slam on Muslims (as your comment suggests), but that more and more Hindu chicks are bringing Pakistani, Indian, and sometimes Arab Muslim guys home to ma and pa, which is generally considered wholly unacceptable, because only a Hindu would be suitable in such a situation, despite the potential groom’s cash-lined pockets.
A lot of my more unsavory Indian and Pakistani Muslim buddies (the non-devout sort) use Hindu chicks like Natasha here as target practice, and sometimes they slip up and catch feelings and have to make the demoralizing trip to a Hindu household to make the dicking official with a diamond ring. This usually makes for a great 5-year saga which ends in everything from utter heartache to nominal conversions of the Hindu girl to Islam (this sometimes leads to trust fund cash being held in limbo by anxious Hindu ‘rents), but I digress.
Anyway, no sense in wasting time on you. If you knew more Desis, you’d know the sheer glory of being the white dude at the Desi wedding who was savvy enough to splurge on the silk Desi tuxedo with the Nehru collar and curly, pointed toe shoes to the wedding, only to get drowned in phone #’s by chicks like Natasha who have finally found the whitey who can handle the spiciest of curries, is conversant in Bollywood flicks as a result of numerous trips to Mumbai aboard my fund’s jets, and rocks the Bolly-rific Desi tuxedo.
It’s hard being me but I know it’s painful being you. Now go back to Michelle Malkin’s blog — I think your comments are better suited for that sort of a forum.
May 29th, 2007 at 10:56 am
“Leave Natasha alone. Life isn’t about sex. Life is about children and passion. And spirit. It’s not about fucking and balls and pussy. It’s about love. It’s about people. It’s about connection. It’s not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures. It’s not about this rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez. And Cincinnati bowtie. And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit-stained balls.”
haklshashalsljhahaalkhsahsahaha
May 29th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Business school, whether HBS or anyplace else, is a joke; its just a two year exercise in networking. I’ve got friends at many of the top schools and they tell me likewise. BTW, I go to Fuqua (I wasn’t one of the cheaters!) and the girls are pretty fug here…inverse relationship between intelligence and looks in 99.9% of all girls.
May 29th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Wedgie, when you are ready to upgrade to a dime piece vs. HBS skank, let me know… i can trick out some summer interns from usc to you..gyea!
May 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
what’s all this Indian-Hindu-Muslim crap, who gives a shit. Are we in freaking Bombay or New York, let’s get back to business in talking about how ugly this freak is. I don’t give a shit about a Hindu marrying a Muslim, or any of that nonsense. You’d think all of Wall Street was being outsourced to India, when in fact only the crappier, cookie cutter stuff is, while the PE and hedge fund world is still for the cream of the crop, HBS MBAs. And who the hell let this dogg pound dumbshit in here?
May 29th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Straight Talker,
You obviously need a lesson in reading comprehension, but that’s understandable since you got rejected from HBS, Stanford, and Wharton, and had to endure two humiliating years in Hyde Park. How’s that back office job at Bear Stearns treating you?
I said “some” girls at HBS were hot. This does not mean all or even most, but in a class of 900 students, you’re bound to see a few attractive ones.
Please don’t make me laugh by comparing those anorexic socialites, Hearst and Mortimer, to LA women. You see, real men like tanned women who’re in great shape and have curves in all the right places. If you ever want to check out what a real hottie looks like, come visit LA.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Stan,
You claim that top business schools are a joke. Is that why the top hedge funds and PE shops recruit at HBS but not Fuqua? I’m sorry that you got rejected at all the top schools, but there’s no need to release your anger on this board. Have fun at Jeffries next year!
May 30th, 2007 at 3:30 am
The board’s sheer bedazzlement leaves me flummoxed
May 30th, 2007 at 7:25 am
Hedgie
You’re a wall st elitist prick. 99.9% of the world could care less about the name of the fckng firm you work for.
Have a family, listen to your child speak or smile and you’ll see what’s important in life.
Christ, this place is filled with immature fcks. You’ll realize one day how worthless the fact that you work at GS or MS or whatever the fck really is.
p.s. I went to the GSB. who cares. its just a fcking school
May 30th, 2007 at 7:44 am
JJC,
who let the dogg in here? the same sweatshop that was dumb enough to hire you for a back office job. it’s not often your MD gives you a break from sucking him off. use it to brush your teeth instead of running your mouth off… think back to boiler room, when those IB dweebs got their ass kicked in a la chuck liddell by rampage jackson before you run your pencil pushing mouth off again!
May 30th, 2007 at 8:13 am
hedgie, I am becoming increasingly suspicious that you are indeed a pillow biter
May 30th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Hedgie,
I operate out of da west coast. My girlz trixie and mercedez would like to thank you for buying them their new titties from dr. 90210. All they had to give you was a few lap dances. You may have gone to HBS, but you still got played by real hustlers…
Lay off da derivatives, trim my bushes, and earn your damn name…