first of all, ibankers dont work until 10 pm. thats nothing for ibankers. ibankers work until 2, 3, 4 am and are bank in at 8. im not in ibanking but i know they dont work til 10 because i work until 10 and a 9 am to 10 pm hour day for an ibanker isnt bad at all. secondly, the jerk that wrote the post about indian people..i have no words. its because of people like you that this world is so messed up in the first place.
I thought it sucked to be an attorney?and then this: another twin towers of finance collapse? Esquire here still killing it at 450K a year and my office is bigger than four of your trading desks? Sorry boys?but we can?t represent you when you steal twinkies at a holland tunnel gas station after you fail at whoring your assholes out. Next time, try not to creating a failing system you morons.
to that insecure racist asshole, i?m glad to see that you are afraid of us indians, and every other minority?now that we have a chance mediocre fuckers like yourself can?t hide behind mom and dad?s connections to get you your share in life. you can?t keep us from taking ur job and your paycheck bitch – deal with it
John – no programmer makes $700k unless he?s in management or you?re including equity participation. bankers making 700k would probably be at the mid-VP level, which takes about 7 years post-undergrad (or 9 years if you include b-school).
Come on everyone, shouldn?t you stop chatting on the internet and get back to work? Ooops, sorry bout that. Oh well, we all knew your careers were unsustainable. Its just hard to feel sorry for you considering all of your arrogance and entitlement.
PE is poised to dominate with tons of liquid cash. Bankers go up and down – consultants and lawyers just have a shitty life all the time. If your not makiing half a mil a year you should be ashamed to mention your job.
PE Baller, please throw yourself off of your luxury condo building. You are a blight and no one likes you. You were picked on as a child because you?re fundamentally weak and ugly. Please end it now, don?t wait to do it when you?re laid off in 6 months. Just kill yourself right now.
Welcome to the Unites Socialist States of America, all you bankers are now owned by the government. Basically you guys will need to seek permission before even using the crapper. American bankers are assisted by Paulson?s handjob wankers. More power to the consultants
Ok, let?s say I want to become an investment banker. How does one go about becoming a banker? seriously. If I am a freshman in college, what do I do. If I am already working in the finance industry as a computer programmer, what should I do? thanks
Anonymous – Just because you sent your resume in to every Ibank 10 times and never got a call back is no reason to whine like that. Laid off?? What a joke – my firm is hiring fresh meat every few months. You are losing money and we are taking it – money doesnt vanish. People like you make me laugh? Seriously, grab your 60K salary by the short and curlies and take it to bumblefuck oklahoma where you belong.
Career Change: First – make sure you are at at good school. Second – get a 3.8+ GPA Third – Work your ass off the start (read october) of your junior year to get an internship at a Ibank. Fourth – No one really cars about working as a programmer but holding down a job + a 3.9 GPA will help.
PE Baller – What I-bank are you talking about, you mean the ?Deposit taking institutions? formely known as I-banks.. Anonymous may or may not have got a call from an I-bank, but here?s a wake up call to you?KKR couldn?t go public but wanted to, Blackstone.. ah well the less said the better.. its about time you figured out the multiple of crap your convoluted brain is currently operating on and get prepared to join the hobo line coz the shit?s gonna fall in your world before you can say ?LB Oh !?
When common people have the greatest fear, uncommon people (read: PE) make the greatest money. I think I?m going to go buy another Lambo today, cash. This continues to be my best earning year ever. Have fun with your fear GFYBankers! (read: common person)
For all the imported Indian assholes screaming ?racism? – looked at yourselves in a mirror lately? Your people and your country are the most racist, arrogant, and fucked up on earth – and most of you guys represent the most anti-social and sociopathic individuals in the USA. Oh wait, you guys don?t actually take criticism well at all. Anytime someone says anything to you stupid fucks, you respond with: ?WAT U SAY U RACIST!!!!! INDIA IS DA BEST! WE WILL FUK U AMREEEEKANS. YOU FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE. HOW CAN U SAY V ARE WRONG. V R NEVER WRONG! V R VR VR SMAAAAWWWT AND DONT NEED YOU TO CRITICIZE OUR PERFECT COUNTRY. KUTTAY KE BACCHA. INDIA SUPERPOWER HAI HARAAMI. JAI HIND!? The above was taken verbatim from one of you dumb Indian ex-banking circle jerk nationalists from Lehman by the way. Just be lucky we give you smelly fuckers the opportunity we do when you exploit the H-1B programs to get your sewer-inhabiting filth from Delhi and Bangalore illegally bodyshopped into our country (by people of your own backgrounds who run the slave trade from your country, none the less). Americans don?t even have a quarter of the opportunity to do the same in India because of your fucked up caste system worshipping and racist political leaders that want to bomb the shit out of the United States. Oh yeah, you guys are definitely successful, successful at colonizing the USA. Our bumblefuck politicians are too stupid to realize the threat you guys are to the nation. As if stealing our intellectual property during Y2K and running off to your cabbage head country wasn?t bad enough, indeed you have sucked enough cock with your curry stained breathes to make a mark of being the yes man with maximum deniability in the financial world. Good for you. Now, just learn not to let cows shit all over your face – it really isn?t a sign of prosperity or Vishnu or your other shit-faced Gods coming to suck your dicks, it?s just gross dammit.
Before all the Indians jump on me? the above was completely a JOKE? I am one of the imported Indian assholes From Mumbai none the less (Bandra)? LOL it feels good to have a greencard through H-1B bodyshop slavery (make a video about that)
hay guys you keep talking about wall street? what about MAIN STREET? MAIN STREET? MAIN STREET? MAIN STREET? where art thou Senator Obama, release us from this capitalist prison and shower upon us the spoils of being illiterate and stupid. MAIN STREET!
Hilarious! As a former service provider I enjoyed it, but what I enjoy more is just not working. To the buy-side suckers: thanks for buying my biz at a stupid multiple when you could still borrow. Have fun payin? off the debt ?ballers?.
Bankers? Consultants? what?s the point? I drive a an ?08 Continental GT, work 30 hours a week, and make $22,000, 5 vacation days per year, and sick time. I am a horrible employee but that?s okay because I get to travel the world for free on the weekends and fuck hotter girls than you have time for. Being super unmotivated in life, working at Starbucks, and having an ubsurdly rich dad has never seemed nicer.
?ubsurdly rich dad.? Sure, you?re not a flame at all. All the big law bashing is pretty fucking hilarious in light of recent events with BOFA and CHASE eating everyone up. Bear Stearns! Lehman! Bwahahahahahaha.
Could you bankers get back to work? I worked in finance for a few years after college, made a few hundred thousand and started a company. Sold off my shares a little over a year ago for 8 figures. Now I do nothing and invest my money for a living, but I?ve been long on Goldman for a few months and if you a**holes don?t get back to work, I might have to get a job. Oh, yeah, and bankers, if you need a new job, go teach math at my prep school! CHOATE!