Friday, October 27, 2006

Murray’s Hill – 1.02 – Clap Your Hands Say Yey! (Part 1)

Murray's Hill TV Show

See Episode 1.

Murray’s Hill is a half-hour sitcom that takes place in Manhattan’s most prestigious neighborhood. The show centers around the lives of four young professionals, Steve, Gopal, Dan, and Morgan, two investment bankers, a strategy consultant, and a derivatives trader, respectively.

Guest starring Trey, a hipster.

[Opening Credits]
[Theme Song Variation by Daniel Powter]

Narrated by Steve Murray.

[Steve as Narrator]
Banking and life are quite similar, actually. Both are perpetual. Both have their periods of frenzy and their periods of relative calm. And in both, sometimes you just need that little extra edge to succeed.

It was Wednesday afternoon, and Gopal was sitting at has desk nodding in and out of consciousness, his headset microphone mimicking a drinking bird, except this bird was drinking gingham-patterned cotton.

“Financing…” “high-yield…” “synergize…”

Gopal’s drowsy mind captured scattered words as the drool began to form around his mouth. His phone-radar stayed active nonetheless, and he was ready to bounce to attention if he heard his name mentioned on the call (or Bhopal, of course, with no hard feelings taken for the insensitive error).

Gopal mused happily for several minutes, his head finally fallen to the side. A smile crept across his face as he felt a slight vibration near his ass, which at first seemed to be complementing his daydream. But it persisted, and Gopal finally awoke and pulled out his “Eighty-Seven Hundo,” as everyone seemed to be calling it. His fingers felt at peace on the beveled edges as he loaded up the new text message:

“want 2 play 2night?” it read.

The surge of adrenalin and southward bound blood jolted Gopal upright and conscious. He and Sheetal had been texting vigorously over the past few days, and this was definitely the culmination. All the text-strategizing and wordsmithing he had done with Steve and Dan (meathead Morgan was no help) had paid off.

Play…” he thought to himself giddily, his imagination beginning to run wild. He knew exactly what that meant.

Thirty seconds later, a voice on the conference call finally registered: “BOPAL?! You still there or what?!”


[Steve as Narrator]

A Hill table is a beer pong table fashioned out of two breakfast bar stools and a closet door. A Hill table differs significantly from its frat-like cousins in that it is made from the closet door of an elite high rise building North of 26th street and South of 42nd on the East side of Manhattan.

Gopal, Steve, Morgan, and Lauren (Dan’s girlfriend) were playing casual beer pong on a Hill table later that night while blasting a lil’ Bon Jovi. A very odd occurrence that they’d all be home and boozing on a Wednesday, indeed, but they were being supportive of Gopal’s big date and likewise celebrating Morgan’s recent winning of a seat at the World Series of Poker.

Gopal and Lauren exchanged banter while losing miserably to Steve, a semi-pro that had given up his amateur status when he accepted sponsorship from Beast in college.

“Nervous about your date, huh?” Lauren inquired innocently.

“That obvious?” Gopal asked back, dipping a ping pong ball into a water cup.

Lauren focused her eyes Gopal’s hand and nodded slightly in its direction. He followed orders and looked down to see the little waves his shaking hand was creating in the murky water.

“Correct,” Gopal confirmed. He paused and then changed gears by probing slightly into a problem he knew was ever-growing, “So you and Dan? Things going cool?”

“Yeah, I mean…it’s pretty tough with him traveling so much. I think he just feels like he’s living in your guys’ shadow, you know? He’s always talking about how he’s gotta work ten times harder to land a job in PE…And my friends keep telling me stories about these consultants they know that like end up doing it with maids and stuff which doesn’t really help.”

“Dan? No way, he’d never do something like that…and his job is, uhmm…really great,” Gopal reassured, ricocheting a shot off Steve’s Gucci watch. Gopal was sympathetic but he just couldn’t bring himself to endorse Dan’s job. He chuckled internally thinking about Dan eating at a Bennigan’s and imagining just how stoked Dan would be if a maid even lingered in his room an extra minute.

“But I read to some really cute kids today in The Bronx!!” Lauren added, cheering up at the thought of her small but important contribution to mankind. Then cheering down when Steve sank a generously filled cup which she was tapped to drink.

“Nice.” And Gopal gave Lauren a friendly bump with his hip to move her out of his range of movement, freeing himself up to miss embarrassingly.

The beer pong continued and the gaiety grew. And then, halfway through “It’s My Life” and just as the clan was reaching the pinnacle of merriment and perfect 4-part harmony, Trey came out of Dan’s room.


Trey was Dan’s sublet he had found for the weekdays because he was always traveling for work (consultants and Koreans, always a bit thrifty except at the no-rae bang). Trey was a “designer” of sorts who would live virtually anywhere before going back home to his parents place in Bergen County, North Jersey.

Trey stood in the middle of the cramped living room, arms akimbo, legitimately perplexed by the scene before him. He scratched his head and wished out loud that he would have just stayed at the crack house in Bed Stuy he had been living at before following up on the “Spacious room with 3 great guys in AMAZING neighborhood” ad on Craigslist.

He tried feebly to negotiate:
“Guys…I’m, uhh, trying to organize the mp3’s in my iTunes…and it’s really tough to do with you guys blaring this, uhmm, contrasting music…”

But no one could hear him over the fresh beats.

“Oberlin!!” Steve screamed from across the room, signaling for Trey to pay attention. “Check this motion!” And he skillfully tossed a ball into the front cup with arms so long it was practically a drop. “Ya’ll do that at Oberlin, baby?!”

“Vassar…” Trey muttered, itching underneath the sleeve of his polyester shirt.

“Yeah, take my spot Trey,” Morgan said, bowing out. “I hate playing without paddles anyway, and I’ve gotta go get in a few hands before we go out. Gotta work out these wrists a bit, you know. All those golden bracelets are gonna weigh me down!” And he winked at everyone all at once. Morgan had been much more jovial since getting into the WSOP. He held up two fingers for all to see, and then rotated his wrist in case there was confusion. “Two weeks, baby. Two weeks.”

Trey went back in his room.


Dan was lying on top of his hotel bed in Illinois in his boxers, his ThinkPad warming his crotch to semen-stunting temperatures. Border? No border? He contemplated, toggling between the two options for the box on the slide he was working on. Then his phone rang. He picked up on the first ring and responded eagerly:

“Steve, what’s up man? How’s the NYC?”

“You know how it is, son! Just hanging out, schooling your girlfriend in some Beirut.”

“What the fuck?” Dan responded, incredulous. “Put Gopal on the phone right now.”

Steve shot his phone at Gopal as if it were a ball, landing it perfectly in the hands/cup of the responsible roommate.

“Yo,” Gopal greeted.

“Things all right over there, man?”

“Yeah, bro. But we’re sucking it up over here, bigtime…”

“Did I tell you I’ve got a date with Sheetal tonight …” Gopal started to add in proudly, oblivious to Dan’s growing concern.

But before he could finish, Lauren had snatched the phone away from the childishly excited Gopal.

She scurried off to a corner to chat with Dan. “Are you gonna make it home this weekend?” was all that was audible before she threw the phone down and stormed towards the door, face in hands.

She paused in the entryway and held the door open for a moment. “More like Bushleague Consulting Group!” she shout-sobbed, slamming the door shut.

The guys all paused momentarily before breaking out in laughter. Even Trey’s little liberal arts school giggle could be heard from outside his room. The other dudes all looked at each other like, “They get recruiters there?”

Steve fished the phone out from between the cushions and began to speak to it and the group authoritatively.

“Look fellas. Our boy Gopal here has got a hot ass date tonight, and our boy Morgan just got his PhD in statistics from partypoker.com.”

“So for the occasion, yours truly scored a lil’ bit of the you know whooo,” and Steve bowed. “So Dan, you crush up a Benadryl or do whatever the hell it is you do out there, we’re gonna take a quick bump here before Gopal rolls out.”

Steve tossed the phone back on the couch, still on, and fished out a bag of blow/baking soda from his pocket. He dug out a bit of the powder with a key and inhaled it swiftly. Trey was now by Steve’s side, looking ever so eager. He was determined to at least take advantage of the one, be it marginal, benefit of living with a bunch of Bankers as opposed to crack heads. And he followed suit with a larger, hipster-sized hit.

“Folded fucking pocket aces for this shit,” Morgan informed, jogging out of his room and sniffing a bit himself, perhaps in hopes of being able to channel Stu Unger’s spirit.

Morgan finished and held the bag and key combo out to Gopal, who stared nervously at the urban drug kit. A lifetime of avoiding even a puff of weed showed on Gopal’s face, which had cringed up anxiously.

“Come on, man…for Sheetal,” Steve encouraged. He squatted slightly and flexed his arms. “It’ll make you strong like GOOG’s earnings!”

Gopal continued to stare for a few seconds before responding unconvincingly: “Nah…I’ma pass this time…”

“Don’t wanna go soft on my girl, you know?” he inserted to compensate, futilely trying to save himself with a most fratty bull-riding movement.

The guys permitted Gopal his ungraceful outlet, and got their things ready to head out.

Trey, now more eager than ever to continue hanging with the guys, offered up a birthday party his friend was having on the Lower East Side. Steve and Morgan agreed out of lack of a better option.

And the four headed out of the apartment and into the elevator, but not before Steve had slipped an extra gram into Gopal’s jacket pocket, a thoughtful gift from a man with tremendous foresight.

The door shut behind them and Dan’s longing voice echoed throughout the room from the deserted cordless phone.
“Guys?! … I did the Benadryl…you still there? …Hello?”

[Axe Dry Commercial]
[Joshua Tree Commercial]
[Massengill Commercial]


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  1. +1 votes + -
    Hustle=N=Flow Said:

    PIMPS UP ?HOES DOWN!!!!?. as always: S&T>IBD

  2. -8 votes + -
    anon Said:

    The IBD at Merrill Lynch is full of niggers?I need out. To those of you at GS or CSFB, any analyst positions open for M&A groups? Those of you at the ”other” banks like JP or Citi need not replay. Thank you.

  3. +1 votes + -
    Aces UP Said:

    To the P.O.S..above.. Emancipate yourself from that mental Ignorance?SON!!! You FATHER

  4. -1 votes + -
    Cincinnatus_C Said:

    ‘I would even take another awful Night in the Life??? article, anything.” woah?let?s not get crazy here..

  5. +2 votes + -
    superman Said:

    bankers rule?. ?.the earth

  6. -1 votes + -
    maria bartiromo Said:

    wtf? put some new shit out all ready!

  7. -2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    This is just awful. How can you consider this entertainment ?

  8. -1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    My God, finish this story! Get Gopal laid now.

  9. +1 votes + -
    anon. Said:

    i seriously want gopal.

  10. -1 votes + -
    Lumbergh Said:

    Dear PE Rockstar at 3:07: Your response to the first comment showed a great lack of insight. As both a banker AND a hipster myself (believe it or not), I agree with the first comment that both groups deserve to be shunned and ridiculed. Both have their own elitist, better-than-you views on everything from clothing, music, beverages and where one hangs out. It?s all quite juvenile and reminiscent of high school as you (unintentionally) alluded in your misinformed (and lengthy) comment.

  11. -1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    let?s introduce a cool banker chick

  12. 0 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    It?s Stu UNGAR you proleterian trash

  13. 0 votes + -
    Mad Max Said:

    Ummmm..there really is a Sheetal currently working at Blackstone.

  14. -3 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    This is an improvement. Repitition aside, it is still somewhat staid and your writing is a little awkward at times but you do a very good job with some of the minor touches. Also, I like the recognition of the fact that hipsters deserve derision almost as much as bankers.

  15. -9 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    weak.

  16. +3 votes + -
    amish Said:

    Benadryl?s for pussies. Its all about the Robitussin.

  17. +4 votes + -
    Anaonymous Said:

    As a Murray Hill banker myself, this is money?can?t wait for the next episode.

  18. -8 votes + -
    macaca Said:

    fuck this. no one wants to read this long drawn out shit.

  19. +3 votes + -
    Amsterdam Said:

    Fucking love that shit?.though not as good as part 1 but still an enjoyable read. Keep it up?

  20. -5 votes + -
    PE Rockstar Said:

    ‘This is an improvement. Repitition aside, it is still somewhat staid and your writing is a little awkward at times but you do a very good job with some of the minor touches. Also, I like the recognition of the fact that hipsters deserve derision almost as much as bankers.” Let me do some deep analysis here: 1. Hates bankers and hipsters = not a banker or hipster. Either you are a hip-hop aficionado, or one of those kids who always had to stand on the bus to school because the ”seat?s taken” and currently asks for a ”table for one” at restaurants. 2. Use of the word ”staid”, and detailed commentary on a blog, as if it were a deep non-fiction work on political theory = pointing more towards ”table for one” 2a. Use of such language indicates overcompensation. Either you went to some weak state school, or Cornell, or have dealt with one too many females asking ”Is that it?” 3. First post on the blog = I really don?t need to flesh this one out, do I? No, I am not the author of the blog. Just your average PE Rockstar that ”deserve[s] derision.”

  21. +3 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    nice allen reference there, macaca. how?s your pickup, sister/wife/cousin, and the sunburn on your neck?

  22. +13 votes + -
    BSD Said:

    I want to see more Morgan, and anyone who think traders are the ones sitting in dark rooms playing poker by themselves while the bankers go out is living a lie. Then again, when you spend every day working till 2AM just to get a pittance of $80K in bonus you gotta make up more shit than Aleksey Vayner to make yourself feel good.

  23. +2 votes + -
    anon Said:

    fucking love it! totally made my friday! and yes let?s here more about morgan and maybe a female trader? look at the last trader monthly for ideas bonus question: what do i do for a living?

  24. +12 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    anon, suck mad trader d*ck?

  25. +4 votes + -
    BSD Said:

    anon, What you think of that Katie Thomassen? I might have to broker some trades through Belzberg just to get her on the line? Trade Monthly – the Maxim for traders.

  26. 0 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Awesome as usual

  27. +2 votes + -
    Bergen County Said:

    OMG this was awesome even though th original was better. The reference to Bergen County cracked em up a lot, but I really do want more juicy,sexy details also write more about morgan. Most traders get the weekend off, so they should have some life.

  28. +3 votes + -
    Hunter Said:

    Itll make you strong like GOOGs earnings!??? This shit is great.

  29. +5 votes + -
    IBK Said:

    haha? ”Bushleague Consulting Group”

  30. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Meh. Although the Stu Unger reference was solid.

  31. -2 votes + -
    anon Said:

    i work in the back office settling option trades.

  32. 0 votes + -
    VS Said:

    Amazing?

  33. +4 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    As an ex-strategy consultant, I know all too well how much the lifestyle blows and how much BS you have to put up with?.you hit the nail right on the head?

  34. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    NICE LOVE IT

  35. +2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    can?t wait to hear about Gopal?s date. what a pimp

  36. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Great! Keep it coming!

  37. +1 votes + -
    butterfly spread Said:

    next ep. ? Brian Hunter seeks sublet. Better get a fat deposit. I?ll say hi to Katie at Le Cirque for you tonight. meow.

  38. 0 votes + -
    corporate punk Said:

    This was a little drawn out. I was hoping we?d finally see Gopal get some action! Maybe next time. I love the knock on Trey?s little liberal arts school. Fuckin? hilarious!

  39. -2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Please, no one else mention Trader Magazine on here again? That thing is a post on this blog waiting to happen?

  40. -2 votes + -
    ibank Said:

    after getting out of work around 10 and catching the ass end of trader monthly/chivas thing in tribecca last thursday I have to agree, its only a matter of time until that mag becomes the subject of a sure-to-be legendary post on lso, can?t wait!

  41. +2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Like McSweeney?s for people that hate art. I love it.

  42. -3 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    i did not know that traders can read! it?s great to know that ”Hooked on Phonics” worked for them!!

  43. -1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Most prestigious neighborhood, my ass!

  44. +1 votes + -
    Ann Onymous Said:

    Cornell and Vassar Alums ? you?ll have your revenge when half of these kids don?t get into HBS. Then, there?ll be a lifetime of Wharton jokes ahead?

  45. -1 votes + -
    anonymous Said:

    need more meat. never mind the PE Rockstar comments, he sounds like a toolbox anyway.

  46. +5 votes + -
    Mike Said:

    Bumps taken off of a ”Murray Hill Door Key” hit you much better than any other?..With all of its deep grooves and luxurious metal.

  47. +1 votes + -
    BSD Said:

    To the guys deriding Trader Monthly – you need to realize that this magazine is, like I said, a Maxim/FHM for traders. It?s not meant to be a serious publication like Bloomberg Markets. Rather it is more of a lifestyle tabloid for traders. Now, sometimes theyll actually have a good interview or an insightful strategy article but most other traders I know read it for a good laugh and to look at watches/liquor/clothes/etc. Taking TM seriously is akin to taking LSO seriously.

  48. +3 votes + -
    interest rates derivatives Said:

    yep BSD. i love LSO as it reminds me of home and my i-wanking friends, but it is heavily skewed towards the cubicle drones vs traders. it is clear the author has a lot less info on us vs them. we hope for a change. nyways time to get drunk, p?z all ps: indeed we are free on weekends

  49. +2 votes + -
    Mike Said:

    To those defending Trading Monthly, I think they know. No one was bashing it. They were just saying its worthy of some satire.

  50. -2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Throw an actuary into one of your posts. There should be plenty of material to work with.

  51. -1 votes + -
    studyin' foo Said:

    Throw an actuary into one of your stories. There should be plenty of material to work with.

  52. -1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    ‘To the guys deriding Trader Monthly – you need to realize that this magazine is, like I said, a Maxim/FHM for traders. Its not meant to be a serious publication like Bloomberg Markets. Rather it is more of a lifestyle tabloid for traders. Now, sometimes theyll actually have a good interview or an insightful strategy article but most other traders I know read it for a good laugh and to look at watches/liquor/clothes/etc. Taking TM seriously is akin to taking LSO seriously. ” So is your point that TM is supposed to be a satire?

  53. +2 votes + -
    lov'in your imagination Said:

    You are hot. Please don?t leave us hanging? what happens next to Gopal? anon.female

  54. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Whenever I read the comments section of LSO, I am overwhelmed by the amount of people who are desperately trying to attach meaning to what they do. If I can tell that you are dissatisfied and insecure after reading a two sentence blog post, it must be painfully obvious that you are miserable to anyone who actually interacts with you. Yep that?s you, PE Rockstar and BSD.

  55. +2 votes + -
    BSD Said:

    ‘So is your point that TM is supposed to be a satire?” Unintentionally so (which of course makes it all the more amusing).

  56. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Yeah, I guess I?d agree with you about TM being a satire if the line outside of 230 5th wasn?t so long?

  57. +1 votes + -
    BSD Said:

    Unlike bankers who work crazy hours for their pay and don?t have time to spend it, most traders work less than 60 hours a week and make at least as much. When you?re good the money is easy and easy money is easily spent. This leads some to the ”trader monthly” lifestyle which is reminscient of what has been traditionally reserved for pro-ballers and rappers. In fact, one trader I know from GS bought himself the same gigantic diamond-studded Jacob&Co watch that Jay-Z purchased. So yeah – there are traders who take TM literally. My original point is that these are the guys you want to satirize in LSO. They are much more colorful charachters than what Morgan is portrayed to be. And as for the rest of us – no satire would be witty if it didn?t have a fair amount of truth.

  58. -2 votes + -
    anon Said:

    It?s been said, but it is easier to satire what you are familiar with – in this case, the writer(s) are clearly more ingrained within banking than trading, so it makes sense that they are creating more extreme bankers than others. BSD, if you think bankers aren?t going out as often or drunkenly as traders are, you?ve been out of the industry for too long

  59. +2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    I sort of like Gopal?s ”purity” as far as the bankers go. I?m wondering if you?re going to throw us all and then find out that he?s the worst of them all. Time will tell? I?m an ex consultant so the Bennigan?s comment was exceptionally funny.

  60. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    ‘bushleague consulting group” that made me chuckle.

  61. +1 votes + -
    Cole Said:

    Anon of ”Most prestigious neighborhood, my ass!” fame: Have you heard of ”satire”?

  62. +1 votes + -
    haha Said:

    did you honestly just reference a trader who bought the same watch jay-z did? are we supposed to care? your friend sounds cool. i wish i didn?t work so hard and had time to spend money i don?t have on ”baller” watches. go back to brooklyn, you new money son of a plumber.

  63. -1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    whatever haha, the number of traders in the 100MM club under 30 is much higher than that of bankers? Keep blasting out those spreadsheets though, I?m sure some 10-person PE firm will respond to your headhunter one day?

  64. +4 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    ohh ohh i want to be a crass new money trader with no class or ability to get in to the river club goooo SUNY!!

  65. +3 votes + -
    BSD Said:

    This is so classic – bankers trying to make themselves feel justified by calling all traders ”new money, uneducated scum.” Of course our job actually requires thinking (unlike any job that has you working more than 60 hours a week regularly). You?re right though – I do feel pretty stupid. After all, I?m the only person at my hedge fund without a Ph.D. from either Stanford, Yale or MIT. Oh and ”haha” I did reference a trader who bought the same watch as Jay-Z. I then said: ”My original point is that these are the guys you want to satirize in LSO.” I hope you excersise better attention to detail on your comps, or you?ll never make it to associate.

  66. +1 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    don?t stress it BSD, if I was sitting in a cubicle instead of sittin on some 24?s I?d probably be bitter and call people new-money too?

  67. -2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Its amazing how much hip hop terminology and ideology have been co-opted by a majority white demographic. Yet, with all of the posturing and bravado I would be willing to wager that a scant amount of you would feel anything near comfortable in the environs where most of your jargon/ideology originated. Just some food for thought. Cheers

  68. +3 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    Well, I for one know I don?t have anything to worry about; I watch ”The Wire” all the time

  69. +2 votes + -
    Anonymous ok Said:

    Seriously, it has been a month. Please satiate my hunger.

  70. 0 votes + -
    m&a analyst Said:

    Does anyone have eOffice for BB? Is it the best app for rockin The E on your 87-Hundo or is there a better one? Is it useful? Thanks.

  71. +4 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    ‘Anonymous Said: November 29th, 2006 at 1:04 pm Its amazing how much hip hop terminology and ideology have been co-opted by a majority white demographic. Yet, with all of the posturing and bravado I would be willing to wager that a scant amount of you would feel anything near comfortable in the environs where most of your jargon/ideology originated. Just some food for thought. Cheers” thanks, faggot. thank you for informing us of that. i?ll definitely chew on that for a while; it?s fascinating. anyway: WE?D LOVE TO SEE MORE. WRITE ANOTHER EPISODE.

  72. -2 votes + -
    anon Said:

    more more more pls!!!

  73. -2 votes + -
    inno Said:

    the masses demand their monthly fix. please don?t engage in a behaviour typical of a market monopoly.

  74. -5 votes + -
    sharp Said:

    isn?t it a bit strange that a job at a top 3 consulting firm is far more difficult to get than one at a bulge-bracket bank? i feel like everyone i know who is in banking would have taken a top consulting job if they could have gotten it

  75. +3 votes + -
    GE Said:

    I don?t think there are a ton of bulge bracket bankers or a bunch of B/B/McK consultants who would opt for either job. Both are very different – and both can be really shitty work at times. Personally, I was on the fence regarding banking vs. consulting ? and while I can?t say that I would have been better off in banking, I did manage to suffer through far shorter work-weeks over the course of two-years than did the ex-bankers that I now work alongside in PE.

  76. +2 votes + -
    anon Said:

    I think you should satirize a thread that follows one of your posts.

  77. 0 votes + -
    Irony Said:

    I think you should satirize people that give you suggestions of what you should satirize

  78. +3 votes + -
    Double Irony Said:

    I think you should satirize idiots who want to make obnoxious comments on your site that they believe are witty and funny. wait, you already satirize raging douchebags.

  79. -1 votes + -
    Triple Irony Said:

    I think you should satirize people that roid rage on their keyboard at 1:21 pm on December 7th, 2006. (this comment is not directed at anyone specific)

  80. +4 votes + -
    Double Irony Said:

    touche triple irony. your d-baggery has bested me.

  81. 0 votes + -
    nincompoop Said:

    i love chinese women

  82. +1 votes + -
    kiss the ring bitch Said:

    please lets get another episode, possibly xmas themed? S&T > IBD

  83. +1 votes + -
    Back Office Said:

    Honestly, I can?t keep coming to the page every day and just read comments, there needs to be a new article. I would even take another awful ”Night in the Life” article, anything. Also, what is with this beirut/beer pong, whatever you degenerates want to call it? You are not in college anymore and this is not Boston, this isn?t Boston, right? Stop it, just stop it. Grow up. You want a game to play to get drunk, try ”I Work All Day”. It?s great, you get a drink of your choice and you proceed to lift it to your mouth repeatedly.

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