Friday, November 12, 2004
MD’s
Two analysts converse surreptitiously while eating lunch at their desks
“Yo Dude, guess what?”
“What?”
“This MD at work today f*ing took off his shoes and slammed them on the desk of some HR chick and was like ‘clean these.'”
“Hahah, oh snap! That is hot. Get this though, the other day, this MD accidentally spills coffee on this analyst’s shirt. MD doesn’t really say anything, just goes on working. The analyst is moping around all day whining about his shirt and shit. So finally, the MD drops $100 bill on the analyst’s desk and goes ‘F*ckin quit whining and just go buy yourself a new shirt if its that big a f*ckin’ deal.’ So the analyst is all happy and shit because he got the POS at Marshalls for like $15. But then, the MD says ‘But I own that shirt now, give it to me’ and makes the analyst give him the shirt go the rest of the day with no shirt!”
“OH MY F*ING GOD MD’s ARE SO AMAZING�”
“I know dog, they are such BALLERS. I can’t wait till I’m pulling in huge deals for the firm and rockin out.”
“I know dog, they’ll be able to see our Big Swinging Dicks from Queens!”
“Queens? Is that in Jersey?”
February 28th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
i WISH md?s were that badass!
April 7th, 2006 at 6:42 am
wow you guys are such idiots? dog??? are you kidding me? what a bunch of POSERS! keep on wishing you?ll be a BSD one day, it?ll NEVER COME!
May 25th, 2006 at 9:09 am
MD?s are dip shits that could never do anything else. Now if the guy was a hot shot trader or PM at a top hedge fund then I would be impressed. Most sell side people at slap dicks or they would work on the buy side.
May 25th, 2006 at 9:32 am
anyone that?s worked at a bank knows that these stories are not true. you can barely look at someone the wrong way without 1) getting sued, 2) listening to the HR windbag bitching about it. regardless, nothing worse than an MD picking on an analyst. the only thing worse is two retarded c?nts that are impressed with the story. sorry wall st., you?re all just a bunch of underendowed homos.
October 25th, 2006 at 6:02 am
MDs are so gay.
December 19th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
you?re a fucking loser
January 5th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
i jerk off to horse porn.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Yeah I banged a few summer interns..and I wasn?t even a MD..just a shitty Associate..one was this cute blonde?.gave the best BJ ever !!!!
March 23rd, 2007 at 11:21 am
It?s spelled ”MDs” not ”MD?s.” I guess high school grammar wasn?t one of the requirements for getting into Princeton.
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
sounds like someone went to state school.
March 30th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
what is taking so long for this guy to post some new material???