Friday, November 12, 2004
MD’s
Two analysts converse surreptitiously while eating lunch at their desks
“Yo Dude, guess what?”
“What?”
“This MD at work today f*ing took off his shoes and slammed them on the desk of some HR chick and was like ‘clean these.’”
“Hahah, oh snap! That is hot. Get this though, the other day, this MD accidentally spills coffee on this analyst’s shirt. MD doesn’t really say anything, just goes on working. The analyst is moping around all day whining about his shirt and shit. So finally, the MD drops $100 bill on the analyst’s desk and goes ‘F*ckin quit whining and just go buy yourself a new shirt if its that big a f*ckin’ deal.’ So the analyst is all happy and shit because he got the POS at Marshalls for like $15. But then, the MD says ‘But I own that shirt now, give it to me’ and makes the analyst give him the shirt go the rest of the day with no shirt!”
“OH MY F*ING GOD MD’s ARE SO AMAZING�”
“I know dog, they are such BALLERS. I can’t wait till I’m pulling in huge deals for the firm and rockin out.”
“I know dog, they’ll be able to see our Big Swinging Dicks from Queens!”
“Queens? Is that in Jersey?”
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