Friday, November 12, 2004

MD’s

Two analysts converse surreptitiously while eating lunch at their desks

“Yo Dude, guess what?”

“What?”

“This MD at work today f*ing took off his shoes and slammed them on the desk of some HR chick and was like ‘clean these.’”

“Hahah, oh snap! That is hot. Get this though, the other day, this MD accidentally spills coffee on this analyst’s shirt. MD doesn’t really say anything, just goes on working. The analyst is moping around all day whining about his shirt and shit. So finally, the MD drops $100 bill on the analyst’s desk and goes ‘F*ckin quit whining and just go buy yourself a new shirt if its that big a f*ckin’ deal.’ So the analyst is all happy and shit because he got the POS at Marshalls for like $15. But then, the MD says ‘But I own that shirt now, give it to me’ and makes the analyst give him the shirt go the rest of the day with no shirt!”

“OH MY F*ING GOD MD’s ARE SO AMAZING�”

“I know dog, they are such BALLERS. I can’t wait till I’m pulling in huge deals for the firm and rockin out.”

“I know dog, they’ll be able to see our Big Swinging Dicks from Queens!”

“Queens? Is that in Jersey?”


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  1. -2 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    i WISH md?s were that badass!

  2. -11 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    wow you guys are such idiots? dog??? are you kidding me? what a bunch of POSERS! keep on wishing you?ll be a BSD one day, it?ll NEVER COME!

  3. -4 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    MD?s are dip shits that could never do anything else. Now if the guy was a hot shot trader or PM at a top hedge fund then I would be impressed. Most sell side people at slap dicks or they would work on the buy side.

  4. -10 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    anyone that?s worked at a bank knows that these stories are not true. you can barely look at someone the wrong way without 1) getting sued, 2) listening to the HR windbag bitching about it. regardless, nothing worse than an MD picking on an analyst. the only thing worse is two retarded c?nts that are impressed with the story. sorry wall st., you?re all just a bunch of underendowed homos.

  5. -6 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    MDs are so gay.

  6. -11 votes + -
    anonymous Said:

    you?re a fucking loser

  7. +28 votes + -
    Jim Cramer Said:

    i jerk off to horse porn.

  8. +24 votes + -
    MD Said:

    Yeah I banged a few summer interns..and I wasn?t even a MD..just a shitty Associate..one was this cute blonde?.gave the best BJ ever !!!!

  9. -6 votes + -
    anonymous Said:

    It?s spelled ”MDs” not ”MD?s.” I guess high school grammar wasn?t one of the requirements for getting into Princeton.

  10. -5 votes + -
    Anonymous Said:

    sounds like someone went to state school.

  11. -6 votes + -
    CorpLawStudent Said:

    what is taking so long for this guy to post some new material???

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