Friday, February 1, 2008
Note
Leveraged Sell-Out has been temporarily on hiatus as work on the epic DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BANKER was completed. The book will be released on May 6 Aug 5, 2008, and initial reviews are mixed. The Times says: “from a literary perspective, this book makes Monkey Business look like The Brothers Karamazov.” One graduating Penn State student, however, read only the preface immediately landed a job as a portfolio manager at Citadel. You decide.
This website will now resume a more regular posting schedule and updates on the book will follow.
posted by a.chat | February 1, 2008
February 1st, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Oh my god yes!
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:15 am
One graduating Penn State student, however, read only the preface immediately landed a job as a portfolio manager at Citadel. You decide.
-hahahahaha
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 am
FOOL! Thou Dare to utter the name of CITADEL! Refer to it as “the hedge fund that shall not be named”
February 4th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
NorcalMonkey is a fucking tool.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:04 am
hmm…i hope i’m not posting for second time:
“wow, that’s for real! LOL”
http://www.amazon.com/DAMN-FEELS-GOOD-BE-BANKER/dp/1401322484/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1202198430&sr=8-1
February 5th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Tell me, will the book come with a link to a comments page, so the monkeys around here can sling their usual feces at one another?
I see it has already started…
February 5th, 2008 at 11:14 am
You’re damn right NT is a public school.
February 6th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
OMG!!! ITS KEN GRIFFIN !!! LOLz111!!! Hey Ken, why are groups at Citadel not allowed to communicate with each other? Whats the need for so much secrecy? It prevents young people like me from getting a broader view.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
fucking sweet
February 7th, 2008 at 10:57 am
More Murray’s Hill please!
February 9th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Go back to your hole, Douche banker. Murray’s so 1980’s
February 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Geez, the humor on this site is tired. How long is the satire of elitests IB losers going to continue to be funny? It was funny, but will it evolve? Its the same thing over and over… and I am sure I am going to get some comment from an analyst monkey at a BB at 3am who thinks he is the next Bruce Wassertein telling me how lame I am… yeah well go back and work for daddy in the BD department of the family business in Jersey… “Dad my analyst stint is over, can I come home?”
February 16th, 2008 at 3:46 am
Why so much hate for the lovely nittany lions?
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 am
Amazon says your book has been postponed until August….wtf?
February 24th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Thanks for the note, nice to see all the new stories posted throughout February. It’s nice to see more than one post per month. Oh wait, douchebag, you haven’t written anything.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Why do you mention Penn State like it would provide credit to your publication? Next thing you will be writing about some inner city elementary student landing a job at citadel
March 8th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Come on Fonz! You can jump it!